Want to know what the future holds for you? Will you be lucky at the lottery? Need a to-do list? Forget about today and put all your efforts into tomorrow with our Tomorroscopes.
Aries If there’s one thing you’ve learnt in your life, it’s that when it rains it pours. So tomorrow pack an umbrella. I think it’s going to rain … and then pour. Obviously.
Taurus Tomorrow marks the day you need to pick up your dry cleaning. It closes at 5pm so you may need to leave work early to get there in time.
Gemini There’s change in the universe for you tomorrow. At 1.30pm AEST you’ll turn into a rabbit for about five minutes.
Cancer You may have spent the last few weeks exploring your options for the future. Tomorrow will be no different, as you probably won’t come up with a good answer for a couple of months … at least.
Leo Do you feel that you want more from your relationships? Tomorrow, consider reconnecting with friends from the past. Like Bobby, the kid next door when you were little, Jillian Thompson from high school and your first girlfriend, Amanda Beckhardt. Just don’t expect your reconnection with Amanda to be easy. She’s still angry at you about how you treated her at your 16th birthday party.
Virgo Tomorrow will be a bit of a write-off. You’ll stay up late watching Gilmore Girls and sleep through most of tomorrow. What a waste of a day.
Libra Often in our confusing lives we are faced with big decisions. And tomorrow you will be faced with one of the toughest decisions of your life. But unfortunately you will make the wrong decision. And Kevin will be furious.
Scorpio Just like a true Scorpion, tomorrow you’ll grow big black claws and run amok through the city. But don’t be dismayed, you’ll have your normal hands back by Saturday.
Sagittarius After months of indecision, tomorrow is the day you will finally make up your mind on that dress you bought from David Jones. Do the right thing and swap it for a smaller size. You’ve been going to the gym a fair bit so you can be confident that you’ll be a size 10 in no time.
Capricorn The most important part of being a zookeeper is to always lock the gate behind you. But obviously you are not a zookeeper, so tomorrow just do whatever you want.
Aquarius There’s an old saying that says, ‘You learn something new every day’. Well, tomorrow you will experience that and more. As tomorrow, you will learn two things. One, how to eat a foot-long Subway sub with no hands, and two, where the five main pressure points are on a 65-year-old male. Enjoy.
Pisces Life is all about learning. We’re learning new things everyday. We’re learning about ourselves, our friends and the universe around us. Tomorrow however, you will start teaching … at a high school in Bondi. You will teach Geography and PE for 12 years before receiving a promotion to be Principal of the school. Your parents will be very proud of you and will send you flowers that you will be allergic to. Do NOT accept these flowers!
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