A man in Somewhereville has broken his computer.
In a statement, the man who speaks little English said, “I break computer because of bad working!”
In local breaking news ...
Local egg breaks in freak accident
After being placed in a shopping bag late Friday night along with the 11 other eggs in its dozen, this particular egg known by friends simply as “Egg”, broke in an unfortunate incident. Eyewitnesses on the scene reported seeing the shopping bag being handled roughly, but luckily no other eggs were cracked.
Further breaking news occurs ....
More hearts break!
The break-ups continued in high schools across Australia yesterday with reports of at least 40 more broken hearts. One Grade 9 student and heartbreaker said, “I really like Gemma, but I’m just not ready to settle down yet”. In a similar incident in Sydney, 13-year-old Natalie did some heartbreaking of her own. “I’m an independent woman. I don’t need no man to tie me down!”
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