Name: Kerryn
Nickname: Kezwah (the Great), Fatty
Age: 24
Occupation: retail manager
Relationship status: single

Describe your personality
I'm a daring person who likes to push situations just to see what happens. I'm very outgoing and never shy. I love cracking people up and making jokes. I'm honest, and upfront, slight maniac, inappropriate at times, possibly a little amazing and unbelievable. Modestly isn't one of my strong points.

What are some of your dislikes. What ticks you off?
I really hate it when people don't put the shopping trolleys in the trolley bays. Lazy stupid people annoy me. I can't stand it when people talk softly too. I don't know why, but they should be louder. I hate pop music, country music and Mariah Carey's Christmas album that my mum insists on playing every f--king Christmas.

Describe your family situation.
I have two brothers, one older (Scott, 27) and younger (Drew, 22). My parents are still together. I never ever used to get along with Mum. We couldn't even breathe the same air without arguing. I get along with Dad great! I am Dad's girl. We have the same sense of humour, and mannerisms.

What is your idea of a good time? Where do you like to go on a typical night out?
I love going to pubs, I hate clubs 'cos you have to dress up and line up and pay to get in! That's a bloody joke having to pay to be let into somewhere. They should pay me for being there! I go to pubs in town and in the valley. I have a bad habit of destroying or stealing stuff from pubs. Nothing like waking up and not remembering a thing but having a f--kload of souvenirs to prove I had a f--kin' wicked time! Woo-hoo!

Did someone recommend that you apply to be on this show? If yes, who and what did they say?
Yes, Stinky and Shellie said that it's the perfect show for me to be on. The boys at work said that the girls on the current show remind them of me, and how I would be a perfect "subject" for transformation into a lady. Mum said it would be my 15 minutes of fame, but only 15 minutes because that's all the nation could stand of me!

Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long, where did you meet and is it serious?
Hell no! Boys have cooties and are f--ktards.

Tell us about your relationship history. What kind of person do you normally attract? What has been the length of your longest relationship?
I was married once; when I was 19. We dated a year, and were married a year. He was boring and an Pommy f--king arsehole. The longest relationship has been two years but on average it's two weeks to two months. I get bored easy. I attract tall guys (I'm huge in a set of heels). They are always outgoing and very social.

Who do you think is the most lady-like celebrity?
Gwen Stefani always looking classy and doing the right thing. She's a sexy bitch.

If you could pick one celebrity to play you in a movie, who would it be and why?
Pink. She's has my style and what appears to be my attitude.

If you had a life motto, what would it be?
Party like a rock star to get into rock'n'roll heaven.

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