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Two and a Half Men
: Season 2
Episode 01: "Back Off Mary Poppins"
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Episode 02: "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
Episode 03: "A Bag Full of Jawea"
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but his attempts fail every time.
Episode 04: "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr Melnick, which annoys Alan.
Episode 05: "Bad News from the Clinic?"
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better than he is at playing hard to get.
Episode 06: "The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance"
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Episode 07: "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
To set a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful to his mother lately, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to throw a party for their mother.
Episode 08: "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
Alan meets a woman at a grocery store who fulfils all of his desires.
Episode 09: "Yes, Monsignor"
Denise Richards stars as Charlie's ex-girlfriend who comes back into his life with a little more baggage than when she left.
Episode 10: "That Salmon Under My Sweater"
Jake helps Charlie write a cartoon theme song as Alan and Rose get closer.
Episode 11: "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
Charlie's chat-up lines don't seem to be working on the women of Malibu anymore and Alan's search on the Internet may reveal the reason.
Episode 12: "A Lungful of Alan"
Alan's female best friend from high school returns, creating a competitive rivalry between Alan and Charlie.
Episode 13: "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get off My Hair)"
Earthquake damage forces Alan's ex-wife to live with him and Charlie.
Episode 14: "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut"
When Alan forbids Evelyn from seeing Jake she resorts to drastic measures to get back into their lives.
Episode 15: "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
To distract Alan from his anxiety about a medical procedure Charlie tries to take him and Jake to Las Vegas.
Episode 16: "Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?"
Already overwhelmed by stress, Alan is pushed to the limit when he has to mind Jake while Judith is on vacation.
Episode 17: "Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!"
Alan takes Charlie to the doctor after he injures himself in the act of making love.
Episode 18: "It Was Mame, Mom"
Charlie is invited to a business party thrown by a gay ad executive and brings Alan along to pose as his life partner.
Episode 19: "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
Alan dates one of Charlie's gorgeous ex-girlfriends.
Episode 20: "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
Unable to express the anger they have toward the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan take it out on each other.
Episode 21: "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
Charlie, Alan, Jake and Evelyn attend the funeral of her second husband who left her for a younger woman.
Episode 22: "The Old Hosebag is My Mother"
Alan goes on the blind date from hell to repay a debt to his mother.
Episode 23: "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a bus load of beautiful female volleyball players.
Episode 24: "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
Jake has to read a report of his weekend to his class. In the report, it is revealed that Charlie slept with an older man's (Norman) wife.
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