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Two and a Half Men: Season 3
Two and a Half MenEpisode 01: "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts"After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, whose wants and needs interfere with Charlie's social life. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 02: "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"Charlie answers phones at Alan's chiropractic office while his brother is away, and turns the place into a brothel when he hires a masseuse. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 03: "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and is hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 04: "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 05: "We Called It Mr. Pinky"Charlie becomes impotent when armchair psychoanalyst Rose tells him he has unresolved issues with his mother. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 06: "Hi, Mr. Horned One"Charlie is thrilled that he's dating a hot, exciting woman, but Alan can't find much to like about her. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 07: "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 08: "That Voodoo That I Do Do"Charlie dupes Jake into joining a ballet class just so he can flirt with the teacher. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 09: "Madame and Her Special Friend"Guest star Cloris Leachman plays Charlie's wealthy neighbour, who wants Alan to be her toy-boy. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 10: "Something Salted and Twisted"Charlie helps Alan with his unhealthy need to always have to gain approval from women. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 11: "Santa's Village of the Damned"Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist who takes command of the house during the holidays. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 12: "That Special Tug"Charlie goes to a psychiatrist to try and learn how to deal with Alan's emotional problems. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 13: "Humiliation is a Visual MediumCharlie uncharacteristically finds himself in a relationship that isn't based on sex. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 14: "Love Isn't Blind, it's Retarded"Charlie and Mia decide to become intimate, but after the long wait, he's worried that he won't live up to her expectations. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 15: "My Tongue is Meat"Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 16: "Ergo, the Booty Call"Alan does his best to avoid the awkwardness of having his 22-year-old girlfriend attend Jake's birthday party. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 17: "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"Charlie is tricked by Alan into attending a jingle writers' awards dinner, a prize he's never won. Guest stars Jon Lovitz. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 18: "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"Alan starts to have financial problems when he pays his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 19: "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"Alan's girlfriend moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 20: "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 21: "And the Plot Moistens"Alan falls for Jake's teacher, whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 22: "Just Once with Aunt Sophie"When a girl invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 23: "Arguments for the Quickie"Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 24: "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"As Charlie and Mia make wedding plans, Alan and Jake are concerned about where they will live, with Rose not taking the wedding news so well. More...
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