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Two and a Half Men: Season 5
Two and a Half MenEpisode 01: "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he advances to junior high. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 02: "Media Room Slash Dungeon"Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 03: "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 04: "City of Great Racks"Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 05: "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"Charlie comes up with ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 06: "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 07: "The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room"After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, he packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 08: "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 09: "Tight's Good"Charlie fights his attraction to Teddy's daughter. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 10: "Kinda Like..."Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at his brother - even though this happened when they were in high school.More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 11: "Meander to Your Dander"When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 12: "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"Rose returns from England, and plays nurse for an ill Charlie. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 13: "The Soil is Moist"Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 14: "Winky-Dink Time"Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a hooker. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 15: "Rough Night in Hump Junction"Charlie is acting more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him into trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 16: "Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty"Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 17: "Fish in a Drawer"In this special episode, the CSI team are called to Charlie's house to investigate a mysterious death that occurred during his mother's wedding. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 18: "If My Hole Could Talk"Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie, an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment. More... Two and a Half MenEpisode 19: "Waiting for the Right Snapper"When Charlie meets the fiance of Angie's grown-up son, he realises it's not for the first time. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final. More...
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